How to Properly Shave your Legs

1. Realize that you haven’t shaved in a few days. 

2. Take a shower while your siblings are banging on the door. 

3. Realize the next day that you missed a gigantic spot right on your knee. 

4. Leave it off for a few days, wearing jeans and long skirts, and hope that no one sees it. 

5. Complain to your mom at noon that you need to shave. 

6. Have your sibling say, “You don’t need to take a long shower. You don’t need to shave off all your hair.” 

7. Put it off again because they said that. 

8. Take a shower, and actually shave all of your hair. 

9. Get water all over your room as you get dressed. 

10. Ruin one of your stories when you flung your towel and slung your hair.

11. Sigh and sit on your bed regretting for a few minutes.

12. Realize the very next day you need to shave again. 

13. Start the process over.