If Candy Land pieces were people, this is what would happen....
1. Lord Licorice would eventually be exiled from Candy Land, because the children would realize that they could eat through his traps.
2. Mally Mallow, Twirly Girl, Cutie Cone, and Giggly Gumdrop would eventually eat so much candy that they would have to ride scooters because they couldn't walk.
3. Mr. Mint would try desperately to find another candy, because children don't like mints, and would go bankrupt selling Swedish Fish.
4. Princess Lolly, in her lollipop covered dress, would get stuck to the side of her castle, and her servants would have to break down her castle in order to get the lollipop dress off the side of the castle.
5. Princess Frostine would take advantage of Princess Lolly's dilemma, showing her true colors, and would rule behind both King Kandy's and Princess Lolly's back.
6. King Kandy, oblivious to Princess Frostine's rule, would continue eating candy and inviting over little gingerbread men for parties in bliss.
7. Princess Lolly's eyes would be opened to Princess Frostine's rule, and they would start a civil war.
8. Gramma Nut would step into the picture and give both Princess Lolly and Princess Frostine a good scolding, ending the war.
9. King Kandy would retire from his kingship and turn the kingdom over to Gramma Nut, which would bother Princess Lolly and Princess Frostine who were not expecting that.
10. Gramma Nut and her peanut dog Bazza would rule justly and fairly, keeping the princesses in line, providing a job for Mr. Mint, letting Lord Licorice back into Candy Land once he promised to never, ever make another stick of black licorice, and giving candy abundantly to all, even if they can't walk by themselves.
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