Wednesday, September 16, 2020
Dr. Trams Tistneics
Progress Report #27:
Subject 3, so far, seems to be healthy, apart from the gnignis. The subject will randomly burst into gnos, for no apparent reason. Some of our theories on why the subject does this are:
To embarrass the other subjects in the unit. Commonly, in open, popular places, the subject will start gnignis, and will grab the other subjects and begin dragging them around the room. The subject calls this “gnicnad.”
To feel the gnignis. Subject 3’s throat seems to vibrate, based on the scanners we’ve implanted. The subject has an unusual, positive, physical reaction to gnignis. We currently have our best biologists on the case.
To honor an unseen being. All of the subjects in this unit have a connection to an unseen being. Subject 3 uses the gnignis to honor the being and remind the other subjects of it.
To become happier. The gnignis seems to “lift the spirit” of the subject. Subject 3 uses the gingins to both make themself happier and to make the other subjects in the unit happier as well as more courageous. In almost all of our tests, the gingins changes the mood of the subject(s).
The A. S. U. Teenage Subject Study Team is working continuously on decoding the gingins language as well as finding out the reason the subjects are so attached to gingins.
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Ok, this was really fun to write! I was going for funny. If you don’t know, “Dr. Trams Tistneics” (Dr. Smart Scientist) is studying my family. I’m Subject 3. “Gingins” is singing, “gons” is song, “gnicnad” is dancing, the “unseen being” is God, and “A. S. U.” is the U. S. A.
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